Extreme Sim
This spends real ETH on Base. You stack it into a pot, then mint a new dose through the Blue Pill factory — the same contract that already minted $SOOTHER and $BPILL. It's a simulation. We love it here.
Chips die at mint
ETH leaves your wallet. Leftover ETH in the pot becomes the Uniswap pile. Leftover chips on the table do not become the new dose. Only leftover ETH in the pot goes into the factory launch. Anyone still holding chips cannot sell them after mint. Sell before the opener mints, or those chips are a score. A homemade pool is how the snipe window would come back, so this page never opens one.
Your wallet
Plug in the Trezor, then pick that account here. A table opened from a different wallet cannot be minted from this one.
Checking for a wallet in this browser…
Open a table
This opens an Extreme Sim table on Base. The ETH you send is the starting pot. You do not get chips for opening. The house cut of later buys comes back to this wallet. A tiny seed against a thick finish line is how the first buyer takes most of the chips.
This number freezes when the table opens. You cannot move it later. Default 5 ETH is the Ape.store / pump.fun slot. Lowest finish is 0.05 ETH. The starting pot must be at least 10% of this number (1 ETH when the finish is 5 ETH). That floor caps the ETH a first buyer can walk off with. It does not reduce their share: whatever you seed, a first buy of the same size takes about 49.7% of the supply, and that is the same at every table size. It is the arithmetic of the curve, not a setting.
Pictures
Same slots as Launch and the factory page. Logos are a square. DexScreener plays a GIF instead of the still. Neither goes on the chain. You can skip this and add them later.
Square logo. PNG, JPEG, or WebP up to 2 MB. A square file saves with no extra click.
Optional. DexScreener plays this instead of the still. Up to 5 MB. We cannot crop a GIF without flattening it.
Practice with chips — no ETH, not this signature
Practice a buy or sell with chips before you sign. This is not the Trezor transaction. No ETH. Break-in does not turn your chips into the dose. The whole supply goes into the locked Uniswap pile. Leftover chips in the pot become that pile. Sell before you mint, or those chips are just a score.
The pot
1 chips
Chips still in the machine. This is the only number that would become LP at mint.
- Lights (hype)
- 0 chips
- Extra in the pot
- 0 chips
- House cut
- 0 chips
- Still in the pot
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Every trade pays 1%. 5% of that fee (0.05% of the chips that moved) is ours and never enters the pot. Looping fills the lights, not the pot.
Your stack
- Chips
- 1 chips
- Tokens
- 0 tokens
After break-in
Same size sell, two pots. The puddle is what Genesis actually launched with (0.002 ETH). If this table minted now, the sell hits the pot above.
- A 0.001 chips sell
Here: 0.2% down · Puddle: 75.1% down
- A 0.01 chips sell
Here: 2% down · Puddle: cannot fill
- A 0.1 chips sell
Here: 19% down · Puddle: cannot fill
A dump of 10% of all tokens: 17.2% down. That number cares how many tokens are still in the machine, not how thick the ETH is.