Nothing here is launched yet.
V2 — $BPILLS and $BINKY — is not open. There is no address to buy, and any address posted anywhere in our name before that changes is not ours.
What is actually running
Extreme Sim — a live table on Base. It spends real money. Read what it does before you open one.
The factory — direct launch is closed. Leftover chips from Extreme Sim mint through it.
Look up a coin — reads the chain for any Base token, ours or anyone’s.
Which ticker is which
Two pairs are close enough to get wrong, so read them slowly. $BPILLS, with the S, is the coin. $BPILL is an earlier token from this project and is not it. $BINKY is the first dose; $SOOTHER was the earlier one.
The earlier coins are still on Base. Their page and the whitepaper stay up rather than disappearing — a page about an old ticker that quietly vanishes is how someone buys the wrong one off a stale search result.
Warnings
Ask a doctor before use if you are expecting this to make you money. It is a joke with a ticker. It has no utility, no revenue, and no roadmap, and we’re not planning to fix any of that.
Do not exceed the recommended dose. Most meme doses go to zero. This one is fully capable of it. Bring what you’d bring to a very good bar tab, not what you’d bring to a mortgage.
Discontinue use and consult literally anyone if a stranger promises you a price. We never will — not a target, not a floor, not a wink. Anyone doing that in our name is not us.
Keep out of reach of money you need.
Not financial advice, not legal advice, not advice.